thecrableader:

(( This is when I pull out a gun hidden in my car and shoot the couple fucking around.
Keep that shit to yourself, I don’t want to see it.))

(( or if the girl is being really skanky and trying to make out with her boyfriend while hes driving and I smack her in the back of the head and tell her to stop fucking around before we wreck and die and then she gets all pissy at me and I just say tough titties bitch, OH WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY ))

thecrableader:

(( This is when I pull out a gun hidden in my car and shoot the couple fucking around.

Keep that shit to yourself, I don’t want to see it.))

(( or if the girl is being really skanky and trying to make out with her boyfriend while hes driving and I smack her in the back of the head and tell her to stop fucking around before we wreck and die and then she gets all pissy at me and I just say tough titties bitch, OH WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY ))